Dear GOP: Why Did You Steal My DNC Donation?

You have probably heard all about the American Flags that were used at McCain’s recent stop in Colorado Springs. If not, I’ll recap the story for you really quick: Basically, the DNC bought some 125,000 miniature American Flags for the crowds to wave around inside the Pepsi Center and Invesco Field Mile High Stadium. After the Obama speech, they were stored in black garbage bags — the same black garbage bags they were stored in before the Democratic National Convention.

Now, according to *gag* FOX News, an anonymous McCain Supporter who worked at at Invesco Field then took the flags and gave them to the McCain campaign, saying that the DNC was planning on throwing them out. The DNC says that they were going to redistribute the flags at rallies across the area.

Nevermind that the flags being stored in garbage bags a moment: I have to believe that my contributions to the Obama campaign helped to pay for those flags. So, by stealing those flags and giving them to the McCain campaign, you stole my donation.

So, to anyone in the McCain campaign who may read this: I want my $15 back. Or one of those flags. And an apology to the Obama campaign for trying to imply that they were going to throw flags in the trash.

But mostly my $15 back.

Sarah Palin: A Gift to Democrats?

While the Republicans are having their party up in the Twin Cities, smearing and slandering Obama without providing a single nugget of information about their own policies (kind of like what the Democrats did for three nights last week), Sarah Palin had a very special effect on the base. You see, in 36-minutes Sarah Palin was able to do something that nobody was able to do this whole campaign, and that is rally the base.

…no, not that base, the Democrat’s base. You see, in the hours since Palin single-handedly sent me into the Obama camp, Obama’s campaign has raised $8 million in donations.

Sure, her speech may have rallied the Republican base, but it also rallied the Democratic base as well, which pretty much cancels out any long-term support McCain may have been able to garner. I also think that when things like her views on Creationism, her belief that no woman should have an abortion under any circumstances (including health risks to the mother, incest and rape), and her not-so-impressive record as Mayor of Wasilla (how do you drive a town of 9,000 people $27 million in debt?), are brought to the public light… she may drive away the ever-coveted independent voter.

ATTN Liberals: THIS Is Why Middle America Hates You

The Actual Video

It’s no secret that the Hollywood Elite (if you make $30 million to play pretend, you’re a member of the elite) has had it in for the Republican party for the past eight to ten years now. When you look at the past eight years, maybe they were justified. However, this kind of shit is why most Americans dispise Liberal America.

Wannabe Brit and former relevant musical artist Madonna has caused a hell of a stir with a video montage that made its debut over the weekend. During the performance of her song “Get Stupid”, Madonna aired a video montage that was nothing short of being a cheap shot at John McCain.